hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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