you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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