It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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