did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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