your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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