No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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