doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Operation Purity has been aborted
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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