How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
not ubering you a puppy
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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