Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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