I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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