he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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