Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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