I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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