white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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