Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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