I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
last night I used snow as a chaser
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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