I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Bring me that man meat
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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