Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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