belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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