bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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