we have officially lost it.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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