That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The adults are the big ones right?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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