i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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