have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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