Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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