why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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