One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I have post one night stand depression
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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