dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
