I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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