I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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