it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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