even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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