My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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