i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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