Moan for me like Helen Keller
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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