Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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