Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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