What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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