I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
