there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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