I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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