She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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