Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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