I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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