i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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