I'm really into asian looking animals
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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