Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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