you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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