That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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