At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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